♈: Do you want me to turn you on?

♑: All you think about is sex, Aries.

♈: No, you don’t understand. Do you want me to turn you on?

♑: Ok, I don’t understand.

♈: Do you want me to turn you on? To make you alive, to make you start living, to make you start wanting new experience? Do you want me to turn you on, so you can start, so you can begin, and do whatever you want to do?

♑: Ah, ok. Yes, that would be nice of you, Aries. Now, turn off the lights. It’s the longest night of the year.

♈: Ulala

♑: Stop it